Wherein I List All The Places I Smash Books Into My Head

5:08:00 PM

I am one of those people that will read anywhere. ANYWHERE. Even if I am not supposed to be reading, I probably will be*. I dunno about you guys, but I dont read in one place. I read in everyplace. 



Yes this has resulted in many book related injuries, such as; a! book to the face, in which a book leaps straight at your face in order to harm you. b) bumping crashing into things, wherein the book purposely distracts you with a very intense moment in order to force you to injusre yourself by unbeknownstly walking straight into a wall, or other sold object. Lastly c) The tumble. Have you ever fell down a set of stairs clutching on to your book, desperately trying to protect your baby**? It is not fun

*You don't even want to know how many teachers have yelled at me for reading in class...
**not your real baby, god no, I mean the book.

Therefore I would like to now allow you to enjoy the places I usually read. The key spots on earth where I squeeze books into my brain;

MY PALACE AKA MY BEDROOM
Here I rule the land. So I read. Because what else does one do when they have all the power? Read. Plus here nobody will see me cry when my favourite characters die. Which is too often...

BY THE FRIDGE
I feel as though this is quite self explanatory... The fridge is where I get all my snacks, of course I'll read there.

IN THE CAR
vroom, vroom. 

SCHOOL
Why learn when you can read? Logic.

BURRITO STYLE
In which I wrap myself up in blankets and read like a burrito...

ON MY DRAGON
This is in fact where I spend the majority of my reading time. I also do my homework here, and sometimes take naps.

IN MY SECRET FORTS
Why not build a secret fort full of pillows and blankets where I can read? WHY NOT??

I read everywhere, but these are just a few places where I spend most of my time reading. So lets be real, since all I do is read, I am always at those places. Except school. I try and stay away from it as much as I can...

SO WHERE DO YOU READ?! DO YOU READ EVERYWHERE
LIKE ME, OR ONLY IN CERTAIN PLACES? I WANNA KNOW!!

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6 comments

  1. I read mostly in my bedroom because there are fewer distractions there. When I was a little younger I used to be able to read anywhere, with people talking, music on, and the TV on. Now my focus sucks. I also read at my desk when I'm supposed to be working aaaaaha. Fun post :)

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    1. I can't read when people are talking either!! It distracts me so much! Usually I still try, because why not, and end up reading the same sentence over and over again... I totally get why you like peace and quiet!

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  2. I wish I could read anywhere and everywhere! People are too distracting so I usually don't read anywhere except my bedroom. I used to read on the bus to school but I don't take public transport often anymore. This next year I want to try and read more during at lecture breaks in an effort to get through more books in a year haha

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    1. I used to read on the bus too! Its a great way too pass time! I totally understand how reading in noisy places is annoying, sometimes I struggle too! Good luck, I hope you really do read more at breaks!!!

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  3. OMG I ADMIRE YOUR SKILLS. I can't read just anywhere...actually the only place I can properly and comfortably read is my bed. Otherwise I get distracted??! Like I need SILENCE to read *nods* And peacefulness. Although I do listen to audio books while I rule my kingdom because that's multi-tasking and one must multi-task when they are an overlord. *nods sagely*

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    1. haha even though reading everywhere is fine by me, the bed is perfect. I can just be all bundled up with my book with 0 distractions... also multitasking is great. I do it constantly... especially since I too have my own kingdom to run... *returns nod*

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